Name: Pokémon GO - Map Theme Song PARODY
Duration: P00H02M15S
Description: More like Pokémon GO f**k yourself, AMIRIGHT?

Pokémon GO - Map Theme Song PARODY

by Chad Neidt

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More like Pokémon GO f**k yourself, AMIRIGHT?

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Dawg--everyone won't shut up about this new pokemon game. I've never been into pokemon—thought they were kinda dumb. But everyone else is doing it and I don't wanna be left behind and labeled as 'old' or 'into books,'

Pokemon Go
Conform to trends!

So I downloaded it and I'm pretty into it. Logged 27 hours already. I'm almost a level 2.

Catching Pokemon alllll day
You're a nerd, if you don't play
(Didn't it used to be the other way around?)

I used 5 gigs of data
Collecting Rattata
I already have like 20 of these guys c'mon game!

Zubat, Paras, Diglett
I caught them all without
knowing I stepped in dog shit

But that's innovation. Have you ever played a video game that has you step in dog shit? Didn't think so.

It's fun catching these cute creatures
Then putting them into poke battles
which is a nice way

of saying we're enslaving animals then against their will forcing them to
Fight until the death all for my own gain that's basically dog-fighting
the video game
It is like dog fighting
So that's why they're all hiding.
That's kinda sad dawg, but

Oh well it's cool cause it's fun to collect stuff and
Be part of something to be part of something GO!

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released July 20, 2016
Written, Performed, Mixed, and Edited by: Chad Neidt

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Chad Neidt Denver, Colorado

Chad Need-it, err, Net...uhh...Nee-yate? Oh NEAT, ok, now that we've cleared that up, Chad NEAT likes pin-balling between music and comedy, sometimes blending the two for a marriage of laughs and lullabies.

Recently Chad released his debut album "Am I Doing This Right," a collection of original songs that showcase both Chad's playful goofiness and honest angst. Check it out!
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